the private octopus

the private blog of kissmekit. everything here is created or written by me unless stated otherwise. you'll find various kinds of art, graphics, and writing (fanfics or original).

easilyobsessed-deactivated20110 asked: Omg, of course Kurt would have the energy to be coy even after his arm was almost severed off. Coy bastard...

Lol I liked the end with the condom.

Nice job and thanks for filling my prompt!

Kurt just seems like the type to be sassy and flirty to distract himself from the pain xD And I think the condom bit was my favorite part to write.

Thanks for the prompt idea! I’m glad you liked it!

Love Hurts: A Kurtofsky drabble fic

easilyobsessed answered: Probably not drabble material BUT: Kurt gets in some sort of accident; Dave is the EMT/paramedic

So basically the only thing I know about medical stuff is from House and Scrubs, but I hope this is okay. And the injury is pretty bad, but I enjoy writing gore too much to be healthy x: This is also my first Kurtofsky fic I’ve written before. Hopefully it’s alright.

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Glee/HSM Crossover [Chapter Two: First Day Drama]

Chapter two of my Glee/HSM crossover fic! If you hadn’t noticed, I kind of replaced Gabriella with Kurt. Rated PG-13 for now, but it’ll most likely get higher from where my brain wants me to take it. This fic will mirror a lot of the movie, just fyi, but I will insert things when needed such as what you’ll see in this chapter. Also, introducing Ryan and Sharpay! Sam’s long lost older siblings. Obviously. Guys, I need help naming this fic. Glee/HSM crossover just isn’t a good name. Leave me a message saying what a good title is, because I’m seriously lacking in genius right now… Anyways, enjoy chapter two~ Also, I actually love Sharpay, I just had to make her evil for this fic. I’m sorry D:

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It’s astoundingTime is fleetingMadness takes its tollBut listen closelyNot for very much longer I’ve got to keep controlI remember doing the Time WarpDrinking those moments whenThe blackness would hit meAnd the void would be calling Let’s do the Time Warp againLet’s do the Time Warp againIt’s just a jump to the left And then a step to the right With your hands on your hips You bring your knees in tightBut it’s the pelvic thrustThat really drives you insaneLet’s do the Time Warp againLet’s do the Time Warp again

It’s astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely


Not for very much longer 

I’ve got to keep control
I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me


And the void would be calling 

Let’s do the Time Warp again
Let’s do the Time Warp again


It’s just a jump to the left 

And then a step to the right 

With your hands on your hips 

You bring your knees in tight
But it’s the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let’s do the Time Warp again
Let’s do the Time Warp again

I know that something has changedNever felt this wayI know it for real This could be the start of something newIt feels so rightTo be here with you And now looking in your eyesI feel in my heartThe start of something new 

I know that something has changed
Never felt this way
I know it for real

This could be the start of something new
It feels so right
To be here with you

And now looking in your eyes
I feel in my heart
The start of something new